Okay, so I went to see that remake of Black Christmas. Though I'm a fan of horror from every generation, I hadn't seen the original. But the pedegree of the filmmaker (being an X-Files fan) made me decide to check it out.
And overall I thought it was a fun example of the slasher genre. Not every twist was expected by me, plenty of elaborate kills, decent acting.
As far as the Feet Count goes, neither Michelle Tractenberg nor Lacey Chabert, two fine ladies, showed any feet whatsoever. Drat! Fortunately for feet fans, relative newcomer Crystal Lowe did, and boy how! Her feet didn't come anywhere near a shoe the entire film, as her character, who I'll dub Busty Drunk Girl, walked around in her PJ's the whole time, bad-mouthing Christmas in general and in general was a bitch to her cohorts. She sits in an easy chair for a long time, and there is a scene of her in the bathroom where her feet get a nice 5 second close up, and even help to reveal a vital plot point (the killer has eyeholes under the floor, which is first hinted at when her toe dislodged a floor tile).
As far as the feet themselves, Crystal has nice, tanned, muscular feet, natural nail polish, good toe proportions, a bit fleshy for me, but very attractive and very bare. Out of 10, I give her feet a 6 (10 being the highest, 0 being the terror that is man-foot). I'd give Black Christmas as a film a 5, good for a slasher, fun, but not something you need to rush out and see right away.
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